Fair Is Boring
“Someone pour me a drink. And kiss me.”
Rhyming Jenny was in good form and she got an answer quicker than I could snap my fingers. I didn’t see who kissed her, but two seconds later I got one as well. I closed my eyes and wondered how close it was to two am. How close was it until clothes came off and we stopped pretending we were there to get drunk? How close was it until I could drown myself in comfort rather than whisky?
“I don’t know about you, but I’m tired and I still want to get laid.”
I wrapped my arm around the redhead next to me and kissed the top of her head. It wasn’t sexy, and it wasn’t forward, but she snuggled up against me and ran her fingers up my thigh. The two women on the couch next to us had lost their tops, and one of them was busy tugging on a nipple ring with her teeth.
“I think it’s time,” I whispered, looking around us. I smiled as the redhead slipped onto the floor and unzipped me. She teased me with her fingers and lips as I grew hard against her skin. I touched her cheek without thinking and my eyes were wide open.
On the other side of the apartment some people were talking and someone was dancing. Jack had a girl I didn’t know over his knee, and his hand came down in a strong rhythm. Steph was still serving cocktails from a tray in nothing but heels. It felt like home.
“Pay attention to me,” the redhead said as she crawled back onto my lap. I grabbed her hips, kissed her mouth, and pulled her against me until I could feel her cunt against my cock. She growled into me as our bodies moved together, and it was her hand that slid me inside her.
“Is that better?”
“It’s much better. You fuck my cunt first, then you can go play.”
She squealed when I bit her lip and she groaned as my finger pressed into her ass. I held her tighter, kissed her harder, and fucked her faster. She whined into my ear with a voice I rarely hear.
“Fuck your little girl like a good daddy,” she purred. I had her hair in my fist two seconds later, and she was on her back before she could say a thing. I pinned her arms above her head as I slammed into her, and she said it over and over again. “Fuck me, daddy,” she cried, and I couldn’t do anything else. She was tight and strong around me, and she was begging and mumbling words I could no longer understand.
We came quickly. We came strongly, and we came over and over again. I felt four waves pour through my body as she clenched around me, and she never released her bottom lip from her pretty teeth. She closed her eyes at the last moment, and I collapsed on top of her. I could hear her heart beating as I kissed her collar bone, and she had all ten fingers in my hair.
“You two are adorable,” Rhyming Jenny said with a grin. “Now have a drink.”
She leaned in and kissed us each, offering just a taste of her perfect cocktail.
“Continue,” she said as she twirled on the spot and vanished into the other room.
“That was not fair,” I whispered.
“Fair is boring,” she said with a grin. “Besides, it’s better than calling you…”
I cut her off with a kiss that lasted into the early morning.



